Vivid Memories #1

Originally posted June 27, 2009

When I was 5 years old and in the first grade, a girl in my class would yell "Stop it!" or "Go away!" at me for no reason every time I walked by her desk, which bothered me because I had to walk by hers to get to mine. I was complaining about this to my 17 year old brother and the advice he gave me was this:

The next time she yells at you, say to her "Look honeychild, I ain't got time to be foolin' around with yo' mess."


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